An 'apology' to liberals for conservative views
Editor, the Advocate:
I'm sorry that I am morally ill, and I must apologize and ask forgiveness of the liberal, left-wing Democrats who put forth such honest and exemplary people as Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, Uma (whatever her name is), Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, Charles Rangel, Shelia Jackson Lee and Barak Obama.
I ask for help, knowing that I admire such low-life people as Pope Francis, Joel Osteen, John Hagee, Billy Graham, Condi Rice, Sara Palin and Mother Theresa.
I read such trashy things as the Bible, the U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.
I like x-rated movies like "The Ten Commandments," "Ben Hur," "The Robe" and "The Song of Bernadette."
I do such awful things as pray, say the Pledge of Allegiance, ask for forgiveness and visit the sick.
I go to such wicked places as a church, a synagogue, a local bingo hall, game rooms, nursing homes, the VA dance hall and church picnics.
What else can I say? I feel lower than a snake's belly in a wheel rut for being a Christian conservative.
Rosalie Sykora, Victoria