• April is a fox. not a chupacabre. but she can chupa on me anytime.......Love ya babe! I think there is a chupacabre at my house april you should come investigate.

    December 3, 2008 at 10:28 a.m.

  • I think the Chuppie legend (or beast?) started in Puerto Rico. How that sucker swam all the way to Dewitt County is beyond me.
    April: When you catch up to him, call INS. He/she may be an illegal alien. Oh wait. Puerto Rico is the US! Sorry.....

    October 29, 2008 at 7:02 p.m.

  • Hey now, I've cut down my makeup use to only three pounds a day. It's hard to just quit cold turkey, you know.

    October 29, 2008 at 2:04 p.m.

  • Did anyone else notice how much make-up April uses?  I think that she could be the Chupacabra in disguise.  It's a novel idea, the Chupacabra investigating the Chupacabra.  Just a thought.

    October 29, 2008 at 1:43 p.m.